And now I've decided to go to Des Moines for the weekend, so the awesome posting will be delayed yet again. So to Tide with New Color Guard you over, here are a couple awesome/embarassing pictures of me.
WARNING!! NUDITY!!
This is another shot from the road trip back in December. Josh and I woke up one morning and Josh decided that my hair was hilarious. So he took a picture. I'd like to apologize to the entire world for not putting a shirt on for said picture.
Then here's me in my awesome Walgreens glasses. Yes, they are genuine Blue Blockers. Or at least that's what they claimed. Although in retrospect, maybe they were Soviet knockoffs, because they were called Blue Bloc-ers. Anyway, my awesome Walgreens glasses were what inspired Josh to get HIS awesome Walgreens glasses that you saw in the last picture. So I had them first - just wanted to make that clear.
Okay, there you go. I promise that more picture posts of camping and stuff will come forthwith upon my return. Feel free to make up silly captions for these until then.
10 comments:
One, I think you needed to include a picture of Nippy the Niple Hair. No collection is complete without it.
Two, my favorite comercial about the BluBlockers was the one where they shot them with a shotgun to show how scratch resistant they were. My only thing was, if you get shot in the face with a shotgun, your BluBlockers are the least of your worries.
Caption for the first picture:
"Harry Potter visits the Neverland Ranch, and learns the horrors of the Half Blood Prince... of Pop"
- Scott
Another caption for first photo:
"More disturbing images released from Abu Ghraib Today..."
A third for the first:
"What the hell kind of physical is this?"
No captions here Tim, just wanted to say Hi. I read your post and I love the pics. Mom F
Wow. I don't think I've ever been so attracted to you :)
The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was..."WHERE'S THE NIPPLE HAIR?!?!??!?!"
I'm so glad you came down this weekend! It was so fun having you around.
J
Who cares about a concave chest. The shoulders and collarbone are where the magic are at.
And yours are splendid.
And that may have been among the oddest compliments you've ever gotten... but that doesn't mean I don't mean it!
I haven't talked to you in forever. Hope all is well!
~c
Oh, and you're really going to have to rethink that shot if you are planning on sending it on to MJ, change the perspective to not make it look like your head is about to bust through the ceiling. Try having the camera angled down on you.
Did you pull out the 70's porn music for that picture too?
Ha to all the captions. Ick. Excuse me while I go throw up in response to all of them...
And not only are they "Soviet knockoffs", fake BlueBlockers, add to that list Polo syle-stealers. I refound my sunglasses (just like my elusive remote!) and checked the label. But mine reflect (I think). Take that.
Gosh, I really need to stop multiple-commenting. I should stop a minute before publishing to make sure I have all my thoughts gathered. Although it ups your BlogCool Points to have more comments, so it all works out...
And this is getting really long.
I'll stop now, I promise.
~c
Corie...?
I can't help but notice its darn near impossible to pick out the concave chest in that picture. Which leads me to believe you and Timmy-boy have had shirtless encounters before... which leads me to reread that whole post in a new light...
Tim? Have you been holding out on us? Or if not, why are you making a pretty girl like Corie wait? Playing the Field? Exploring your Options? Corie deserves better than that.
Yes, thank you Rob :)
First off, a lady doesn't tell.
Second off, he jokes about it.
Lastly, other people tease him about it too.
So which way is how I know? Or is it a combination? Or all three?
I'll leave y'all wondering...
Rob, I don't know what exactly there is there to read in any other light... unless you're talking about the part about MJ and you're going to turn out the lights and think... really deeply... about how happy you are that he's innocent on all counts and that now he'll be pursuing the 18+ age group from now on. Your chances just increased, my friend.
~c
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