5.16.2008
Beamz! It's with a z, people. Get with it.
Just when you thought your complete lack of rhythm meant you could never be a musician...
Just when you thought everything involving lasers was awesome...
Just when you thought Sharper Image products had reached a pinnacle of absurdity...
Comes the Beamz Music System!
Never have white dudes been whiter. Never have wannabe rockstars looked so nerdy. Never has there been such a dated and overused pop culture reference attached with so little sense*.
The Beamz Music System - $600 to look like a complete moron for the hour you actually play with it.
* At 2:48 in the video.
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Made even better by the exact time stamp.
I missed your call earlier because I was in my piano lesson. I was obnoxiously popping my gum and tossing my ponytails while my teacher rolled his eyes.
I never noticed the 2:48 reference.
It reminds me of this plastic keyboard I had when I was a kid. No matter which key you pressed it would chime out the next note in Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. When I was 4 I though I was cool cause I could jazz it up by messing with the rhythm. I thought I was actually creating music at the time, but hey, I was four... and it cost less than $10.
Can you use it to play White and Nerdy? Because that's what the people in the video should be playing.
Ideas like this are the reason Sharper Image went bankrupt.
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