So I solved Stonehenge. Turns out, it wasn't that hard. The way I see it, about 4000 years ago, some tribesmen were like, "You know what will be really big in the future? Tourism. Let's put up some rocks for people to puzzle over."
Case closed.
One of the best attractions at the amusement park that is Stonehenge was this guy, an actual druid named, no joke, Arthur Pendragon. Apparently he's mad about some promises the English government made about taking the fence around Stonehenge down. They haven't done it, so he's out there every day in protest. Hence the tan and leathery skin.
I taped Nick interviewing him because he hoped he'd be crazy and hilarious. Sadly, he was quite normal and well-spoken. Just really passionate about this issue, I guess. The funniest thing about him was watching him use his cell phone.
Or as the Brits call it, his mobile. I guess it's okay for druids to use them now?
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I give him a lot of credit for wearing that outfit. A lot of credit. Most fringe lunatics just roll out of bed and wander off to work mischief. This guy suits up.
Maybe the Brits just have more dedicated fringe lunatics?
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