8.07.2006

A very important announcement

ATTENTION, DENIZENS OF MYSPACE:

When I get to your MySpace profile page, the very first thing I do is PAUSE YOUR MUSIC. I think it is great that you are totally into Gnarls Barkley and good Lord it is NOT EVEN THE SONG "CRAZY," GOOD FOR YOU, but that does not stop it from being ANNOYING AND DISRUPTIVE.

You may think that your music selection says a lot about you, but the only thing it says to me is that you are very interested in interrupting the music I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO. I repeat, I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO MY OWN MUSIC.

In conclusion, please take down your music selection off your profile page. If you absolutely insist on choosing a song to represent your entire being, feel free to include in the "About Me" section the following phrase: "I would normally be playing _________ right now, but TimmyTapeworm's impeccable logic has caused me to come to my senses, so I will merely tell you about it."

Also, Oceania is at war with Eastasia. OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

THAT IS ALL.

P.S. It has taken me three weeks to gather the courage to post this.

9 comments:

Travis said...

Amen to that. Except the Oceania part, I don't really get that.

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA :0)

Anonymous said...

oh...and i took my profile song off. what is funny is i didnt even remember if i had one up or not and if i couldnt remember what song was up, it obviously didnt need to be up anymore. so pause no more. BTW: 3 weeks? come on now!

Kyle Lobner said...

Word.

Rob said...

I don't have really strong feelings regarding the music on the MySpace profiles, its only when they have videos and music and more videos and pages of pictures and sparkley animated GIFs and another music video at the bottom that you can't find right off the bat but you can hear playing. Yeah, I hate that.

Also, Synical people should never read 1984... it puts us in a bad mood for the whole week.


P.S. it was 3 weeks and 5 days.

Scott said...

Timmy, some of us (the more considerate) have disabled the autostarting of our profile songs, thereby allowing our sonorus greatness to flourish for all those who desire it. I'm surprised you didn't realize this was possible.

Then again, I rarely consider you l33t.

- Scott

P.S. "ANNOYING AND DISRUPTIVE" ...you know you kind of sound like a middle school principal on this one.

Rob said...

Did I really spell cynical with a "S"? I mean, reguardless of the fact I don't spell check my comments--I normally do better than that.

By the way, my signon at Best Buy is 1337. And when I mark down a $15 pack of CD's that are now an Open Item: $13.37

Kyle Lobner said...

Word.

Anonymous said...

Tim,
Thank you for posting again, and for posting with this very important announcement. I could not agree with you more!!!!
Grade A(my) Woman