11.29.2004

Don't fail this, fool.

I've developed a two-tiered test for determining how smart people are.

1) If someone knows "media" is plural, they're smart. ex. "The media are biased, but toward sensationalism, not any political mindset."

2) If someone knows "data" is plural, they're really smart. ex. "The data show this to be true. So shut up about the liberal media. You don't even know it's plural, moron."

Maybe soon I'll sum up the break, if only to satisfy the requests. But right now, I'm just too darn proud of my test.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

From dictionary.com

da·ta    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (dt, dt, dät)
pl.n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)

1. Factual information, especially information organized for analysis or used to reason or make decisions.
2. Computer Science. Numerical or other information represented in a form suitable for processing by computer.
3. Values derived from scientific experiments.
4. Plural of datum.

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[Latin, pl. of datum. See datum.]

Usage Note: The word data is the plural of Latin datum, “something given,” but it is not always treated as a plural noun in English. The plural usage is still common, as this headline from the New York Times attests: “Data Are Elusive on the Homeless.” Sometimes scientists think of data as plural, as in These data do not support the conclusions. But more often scientists and researchers think of data as a singular mass entity like information, and most people now follow this in general usage. Sixty percent of the Usage Panel accepts the use of data with a singular verb and pronoun in the sentence Once the data is in, we can begin to analyze it. A still larger number, 77 percent, accepts the sentence We have very little data on the efficacy of such programs, where the quantifier very little, which is not used with similar plural nouns such as facts and results, implies that data here is indeed singular.

Rob said...

*POP* *Fizzle* *Hiss*
That was my mind... blowing...

So what Anonyboy was trying to say was... That Dictionary.com is the smartest of all??

I don't talk American too good myself.

Rob said...
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Anonymous said...

Oh Tim, who cares how intelligent people are? They all die sooner or later, no matter what.

-- Jake

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