11.01.2004

The true Incredibles?

MSNBC - Rare disease makes girl unable to feel pain

As soon as this girl learns to control her powers, she WILL be a superhero.

7 comments:

Scott said...

Superhero? Pish! First off, that boy in Germany who is 3 years old and twice as strong as a full grown man; now there's a superhero. That kid is going to chuck cars at that little girl. Which she won't feel.

That's worse than the tail power. Even Tails laughs at her. Then kicks her in the butt when she isn't looking. Then laughs even harder. Seriously, what's she going to do show off by lighting herself on fire? Breaking a bone? That's sweet, have fun with the recoup time. Not to mention scaring. Whoo, I have no ability to sense my injuries. Alright... - Scott

Anonymous said...

A question that has presented itself to me would be the other diversions of Scotty? Does this man do anything other then endorse blogs? Honestly?
Oh, hey brother, there's no specific question that I'm responding to, I just wanted to see what you were doing, oh nothing, that's cool. Great, cue the laugh track and fade to black...
-josh

Anonymous said...

Hey Tim! I have just finished reading your blog, catching up from my last visit here (and only other one) I am sorry about not being committed. If it makes you feel better I don't get to Rob's on a regular base either. Your blog is very entertaining, much information, and deep thoughts. Just wanted to say Hi (and to Josh too in case he reads this) Mom French

Rob said...

Hey, not saying that this girl is better than the Strong Kid or anything... but does anyone remember the Russian Girl with X-Ray vision (Supposedly). It was all over the internet a year ago - and nothing was ever said about her again:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_3400000/3400327.stm

Maybe she could get a job as a screener in American Airports or something. I've gotta agree though - the Girl who can't feel pain, I mean, she might have a career in Ultimate Fighting Championships or something... but that's about it. A bullet or bat will drop her just as quickly as anyone else.

Later!

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Man, why's everyone hating on the no-pain, no...pain girl? Have we forgotten that the writers of Bond actually created a supervillain with this same superpower?! And yeah, they were the same writers that brought us the glory of Christmas Jones, but regardless...

And yes, by all outward appearances, the only things Rob, Scott, and I do are blog and comment on other blogs. That is why our lives are so NOT lifeless, dull, and bereft of female interaction. Rob's girlfriend is hot AND foreign, I'm sure Scott's macking on some chick on Everquest, and that girl from the Old Navy commercial will call me back any day now, I'm sure of it.

Anonymous said...

Holla from Milwaukee...

I don't want you feeling left out since everyone's posting on Rob's site. My two cents on the painless chick:

"It's just a flesh wound!"

~ Lisa

PS - I'm glad someone other than myself knows who Scott Baio is. I always wanted Charles to be in charge of me.

Scott said...

What's this EverQuest reference. I haven't played EQ in years! Now in like 6 days I'm going to be playing some EQII...but that's neither here nor there. Just FYI I'm hitting on 3 seperate girls at RMC, and when I go to the U of I, I randomly hit on whatever girl fits the equasion.

That equasion is as follows: Amount of attractiveness * personality / annoying traits <= C.
Where C is the amount of effort I'm willing to expend to make out with her. - Scott