5.23.2006

It would upset people

I bet they'll never show "Snakes On a Plane" on a plane.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

there is no way...mark me here...NO WAY...that the FAA would deny air-travelers the dulcet and engaging tones of Samuel L. Jackson howling "We got mother f*cking snakes!"

I think they should show it. I think they should show it, and I think they should lead with an episode of 'the Crocodile Hunter Onna Plane'. He'd be wrestling some Italian guy's luggage, screaming, "Look at this beaut specimen! Is it prada?" It'd be amazing.

Scott said...

What a shame if they didn't. It's clearly a missed opportunity to point out that this airline takes the extra time to ensure that there are no mother f*cking snakes on the plane before take off. This is done as a courtesy to the passengers, and does not adversely effect the price of the tickets.

It's that kind of thing that garners goodwill. That and my slightly higher than average record of being bumped to first class. I guess the attendants can't bear to see such a diamond in the coach.

- Scott

Rob said...

Lost TV series
Final Destination
Alive
United 93
ConAir
Castaway
Red Eye

C_thegreat said...

Flight Plan, Air Force One, and Bounce, but mostly because of Ben Affleck and not so much because of the plane crash...

~c