***WARNING: PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET USE BAD LANGUAGE AND MAKE SUPER NERDY JOKES***
ben174 : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
ben174 : Where u work?
chrislmb : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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reverend: IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
frank: can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare: first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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knightmare: ...
<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> moron
Seriously, look at the top 100 quotes for the geekiest fun you've had in a long time.
More fun stories from Portland and Des Moines to come...
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Ah yes, the site has been a source of amusement to me for a long time... in 1995! (Callback)
Anyway there is one saving grace of the site, I've read most of the best ones regretably, but there is one that is always fresh. Without further ado, the funniest cyber ever:
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Hilarious.
Screw you, Scotty! If you've known about it for so long, why don't you share it?! I have to hear about it on TWIT? I thought we were friends.
At least I'm not like Raph, who, I kid you not, forwarded me a link to the Star Wars kid and found it hilarious.
Last week.
I wanted to call you two nerds for this whole post. But I couldn't help but find it funny, which put me right back on your level. But then I'm apparently the only one who hasn't seen this link before, so I think that makes me less of a nerd than you again.
I was feeling pretty good about myself, until found myself balking and rolling my eyes because Raph JUST found out about the SWK. We're all three nerds beyond hope.
How is it I got a girlfriend again? oh yeah... GHB.
Robbo- It's alright, I've never heard of this either, but promptly read all of it. And now I am a nerd.
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