3.03.2006

I'm thinking about getting into...male modeling...

Well, Josh has already broke this story because he gets up much earlier than I do, but I'll mention it here anyway. I had some headshots taken yesterday by Mr. Rance Rizzuto, who takes the greatest pictures of all time. (This has been statistically and objectively verified, by...Bureau of Labor Statistics? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's right.)

Anyway, all the pictures are online, so if you want to look at them and give your opinion-slash-make fun of me, go right ahead.

Although I'll tell you right now that I'm probably just going to go with this one:

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

so those pictures are probably why I pretty much was totally in love with you all last year

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Come on, anonymous! Don't be all nicely nicely in love and not 'fess up. Be cool.

J, I have this to say to you: AH-WHAAAAAA??!!

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Also, how could these pictures make you be in love with me all of LAST year? That's confusing.

Also confusing - how you were "probably...pretty much...totally in love" with me. Far too many modifiers for a profession of love, Anon. FAR too many.

C_thegreat said...

You should go with #42. I'm all for the unique.

~c

Anonymous said...

I didn't exactly mean to post a comment- I was just seeing if you need an account to post (like myspace) apparently you don't. lessons I have learned from this experience #1- if you are trying to figure things out write something like "how's it going"- far less embarassing, #2- don't touch a computer while experiencing sleep deprivation

I have been accused of using too many modifiers often

C_thegreat said...

Now that you're in with MySpace and all: The Format has a free download of a live version of "On Your Porch" and you should check out Panoramic Blue www.myspace.com/panoramicblue, they have four free downloads. They were playing at Keyster's my first night on the job, and I really like them. Plus, they're from Minnesota, which is doubleplusgood.

~c

Anonymous said...

I think 0001 (the last one on the first page) looks like a high school, nay, middle school picture. It's cute. Adorable. But pretty sure those aren't the adjectives you are looking for.

~Mara

Anonymous said...

Wow. You have great skin! What do you use? By the way, are you available?

-A different Anon

Anonymous said...

well as long as everyone else in the world is in love with you...

i guess i am too.

-anonymous #3

Anonymous said...

wow tim... you have quite the fan club!!! i knew you were photogenic and pretty good looking, but wow...the response is overwhelming!! looks like you have some admirers to learn the identity of.

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Ladies, please! One at a time!

Seriously, j fi! What's the friggin deal? I post one stupid picture of myself and all of a sudden the secret admirers are crawling out of the woodwork.

Let's get down to brass tacks, ladies. I need names and I need pictures. It's only fair - you've seen mine.

Anonymous said...

just names and pictures? brave you are...names and pictures with NO detail....that is asking for a psycho chick...a stalker if you will...you need a better screening process than a pronouncable name and a pretty face...some red flag questions would be good....consider yourself warned by one of the nice chicks :)

Timmy Tapeworm said...

One step at a time. The Inquisition scares the anonymouses away.

Anonymous said...

just a red flag question or two...not their life story...baby steps

Anonymous said...

What makes you think that we aren't nice chicks? Or even chicks at all... Ha. Nice freak out factor.

- Anon #2 (Female)

Anyway. There's no proof that I'm not like, a cute redhead from California. Or a redneck biker from Alabama. Hmmm... Trust is a tricky mother.

Anonymous said...

you make a pretty good point anon #2...trust is a devil that way....but you gotta admit...it is kind of funny...multiple girls and/or guys (yes..a freaky thought) have just come oozing from the woodwork...it is almost like he won a lot of money or something...lol

Anonymous said...

j fi, you seem to be on here a lot. Are you a member of the Tim fanclub?

Anon # 2

Anonymous said...

http://www.rancerizzutto.com/0306/tim_ryder/pages/_MG_0088.htm

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Oh snap, j fi! You just got told by anonymous #2! TOLD!

BURNSAUCE!!

Anonymous said...

hmmm...anon #2....i must say, i appreciate your banter...and yes, by responding i am sure you feel this adds clout to your arguement...but the deal is this...it is monday, i am at my internship...and it is SLOW today...i am BORED...so do i enjoy reading people's comments? yes...am i doing this on my other friend's blogs too...yes....am i one of the amorous "fans"...not so much...more like a bored intern...but thanks for playing!

Anonymous said...

Wow. Was that sarcasm I detect? I really do enjoy sarcasm. It is indeed my favorite thing ever! Alas, I'm not very good at it. People take me seriously when I'm trying to be sarcastic so it doesn't get anything done because I confuse people half the time. But that's cool. I like you j fi. You certainly make commenting on the blog of a person I don't know fun. And challening at the same time. I don't know how that works. Hmm. I seem to be the most vocal of all of the anonymouses. Odd. Anonymouses is a strange word. A-non-y-mouses. Mouses? Shouldn't it be anonymice?

Anon #2

Anonymous said...

so i am about to leave work for the day and am happy to see a response from anon #2...i like you too...i appreciate that you embrace my sarcasm...that gives you two thumbs up in my book.
and to the other anonymice....look to #2...you'll find their picutre or shall i say shadowed out silhouette next to the word anonymous...anon#2...you do the word anonymous proud!

Anonymous said...

i'm not sure how i feel about giving you a picture- not after the way you ripped apart my completely accidental sleep deprived induced confession of love- i'm not sure what you would say about my picture- i'm not sure my fragile ego can take the abuse

plus i'm pretty sure you have a picture of me somewhere- i remember taking at least one pic together

Anonymous said...

does anyone else remember the blog stalker? why is secret admirers coming out of the woodwork now suddenly headline news. that was SO last year.

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