10.17.2005

Ow! They're pointy now!

To any inquiries regarding my current status, I direct you to the following explanatory film.

Thank you and good day.

9 comments:

Scott said...

May I suggest a hot toddy and a good book? That's my get well soon advice, and actually... thinking about it kind of makes me want to get sick. Mmm, hot taddi. And I do have to re-read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire before the movie comes out... Hmm. Can you send me your tissues? Much thanks

- Scott

Anonymous said...

hey you :(

lots of fluids and lots of sleep! i hope you feel better soon.

jess

tara d. said...

a. homestar runner is one of the best things on the internetss, and

b. i am still a failure of a roommate! where am i? i should be on soup duty!

i'm sick a litts too. also, i don't know where i am, but i think i'm in mississippi. i am not sure what state i'm currently in, but i am on one of those 6-feet-of-water casino boats. perfect place to sleep it out, i suppose. want me to put 5 on black or something?

feel better, roomie.

Josh said...

C'mon brother, let's get your act together. Second, what is a hot toddy? That's another reference that I group with the 1940's that I don't really understand, but have basic meaning for. This begs further investigation.

Jake said...

What Tim really needs is a Hot Carl.

C_thegreat said...

So you're sick? Or you've donned a mask and boxing gloves and are running around shirtless shouting highly entertaining replies to emails?


Eisely's "Telescope Eyes" just played on "Miss Seventeen" on MTV.

~c

Anonymous said...

telescope eyes.....love that song!!

Scott said...

Jorsh, a hot toddy is a drink given to children by their grandparents when they are sick and feel lousy. Here is a basic hot toddy recipe.

* 1 tblsp Honey
* 3/4 glass Tea
* 2 shots Brandy
* 1 slice Lemon

In the winter especially, topped with whipped cream... you actually look forward to getting sick. I'm not sure of any real healing effects, but after a while you forget to worry about it. Beats the hell out of milkshakes and 7Up.

- Scott

Josh said...

Good Lord, two shots? I'm pretty sure that's worse than anything you come down with in the first place. Who makes up these "cures"?